What an exciting day. First there was the two yolked egg.

Only farm fresh can give you this kind of bonus. How exciting.
Then there was Mildred’s birthday party. I really thought the neighbors were going to call the cops on this wild bunch.
We had a blast. There was soup beans and corn bread, boiled cabbage and fried taters. Mmmmm.
And top it all off With a trip to the Urgent Care to have a bug bite analyzed, diagnosed and medication prescribed. Man these medical professionals are so eager to diagnose the worst. First, over the phone, before anyone looked at it they tried to tell me it was a spider bite and did I know spiders carry the MRSA bacteria. No, I did not and I said I believed it was a flying insect of some kind as I was outside and felt it sting me several times on my upper back. Of course i never did see it so accurate identification was out of the question. So once the NP looked at it he tried to turn it into shingles. Thanks to the Internet he was able to pull up a picture of shingles for comparison. Thank God I bring my own nurse with me to these visits so she can educate these young medical enthusiasts and slow them down before they have me coming down with the plague or some other exotic disease, slapped in the hospital for “further testing”, poked, prodded and probed to no end before declaring, “it’s just gas”.
Anyway, here it is. You be the judge. Big bight or bubonic plague.

I know, looks knarrly hey? Well, not to worry. The biggest discomfort was the itching and a shot of prednisone took care of that along with a scrip for a five day taper. Looks like I’m gonna live. Hope that doesn’t disappoint anyone.
God bless.
























































